Astrology Good

Diving into the Mars-Uranus conjunction bitchfest in mid July ‘cuz hell, it’s already starting to manifest and I have the scars to prove it.

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There is a term in astrology called “Astrology Good” when predictions based on the cosmos end up coming true even if the events are well…not so great. While this brings joy to the ones who skillfully put together these forecasts —- we understand that in retrospect, it’s probably not something to be so gleeful about. So, bad for the common good but good for astrologers ‘cuz we have “proof” it works.

It’s like when The Scorpio Lizard Chris Brennan, Austin Coppock and Kelly Surtees predicted on The Astrology Podcast’s 2020 Year Ahead Forecast that “there shall be no cuddling” in March of that year — back when the world had no idea that Covid-19 was gonna be a thing (the episode was recorded in November of 2019). True enough there indeed was no cuddling in March of 2020 and beyond for a time. So yes we are sorry that the pandemic ended up happening, but astrologers were excited they got something right.

That’s “Astrology Good”.

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Last April, a client messaged me excitedly:

Translation to the Tagalog parts: “Remember how you were like watch out for April 20 you might get sick and injured, and gurl I have a shoulder injury right now HAHAHAHA”.

Yes, she wrote haha. I guess people like us get excited when predictions come true — even if it is a shoulder injury. I in return acted like a douchebag replying “Hermergherd I’m so good hahahaha (I’m an asshole for laughing)”.

Ok I’m babbling. (readjusts self) Okay I’m ready.

So why am I bringing this up? ‘Cuz on July 15/16ish 2024 Mars conjoins Uranus at the 26th degree of Taurus and well…it’s already starting to manifest in my life so I thought, heck. Let’s write about this bitch ‘cuz what else am I gonna do? Watch Netflix? Pfft. 

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I’ma try my best not to lose you guys. But a few disclaimers before we proceed: 

• I use Hellenistic astrology. 
• I use Wholesign House system. 
• I’m only going to talk about the super basics. No aspects. No dignities. 
• Ok that’s it. Let’s get into it.

First off, let’s look at the most basic significations of Mars: to cut, burn, sever, rebel. To fight, engage, take action. To heat up, cause tension, inflame. 

Uranus: to change, shock, disturb, disrupt. To create chaos, repel, rebel, disorient. To enlighten, reveal, electrocute. 

Then we put these two together and what do we get? 

Oh, and before we forget, Fixed Star Algol is also part of the story ‘cuz why not?

Now. That’s just preliminary stuff as astrology is so much more than that. As we all know, every human being is different and so are our charts. Just because Mars and Uranus are gonna have sex with each other doesn’t mean it’s gonna be nuclear for each and every one of us. So here are a few things to consider before looking for a bomb shelter:

• Everyone’s chart is different, so things will manifest differently for each and every one of us. Some people experience epic transits, while others sleep right through it. But it’s better to be aware of what the most extreme possibilities can be, and also know that none of these things are most likely to happen. You read that right.
  
• Figure out where Taurus is in your Wholesign house chart, and check if you have any placements (planets) around the 26th degree. 
  * You can use astro.com for free
  
• Figure out which of the 12 houses Taurus is in. This will be the theme where the conjunction will most likely show up in your life. 
  

So, lemme give you an example: I’m a Sagittarius Rising, so that makes Taurus my 6th house. I don’t have any planets there, but my Chiron is at the 27th degree. Now, using the chart above I know that my 6th house represents boring work stuff, illness, injury & small animals (it’s not written there). So I’m to expect some sudden and unexpected accidents or injuries either to do with me, my clients (work stuff) or pets. Or maybe I’ll get into an argument with someone, or maybe I’ll really hate my work for a week. Who knows right, there are so many possibilities.

Well. I didn’t even have to wait ’til the actual conjunction to happen because it had already started to manifest. While Mars was still 5 degrees away, I saved a cat from falling 12 floors to its death — and in the process got some deep cuts on my left hand leaving an open wound. With Mars 4 degrees away, we rushed a limp cat to the vet, only to be told it was a candidate for rabies. This leaves me and my open wound susceptible to infection, so off I was rushed to the Animal Bite Center for my anti-rabies and tetanus shots. See how it works? Injury? Health? Small animals? 

Here are more examples of the Mars-Uranus signature:

• Y’all remember that small blimp that happened in Moscow on June 23, 2023?
  – It was a Mars-Uranus square and the Wagner Group had a short-lived rebellion against Putin. Exactly 2 months later the leader Yevgeny Prigozhin “died in a helicopter crash”, and that was the end of it. Rebellion? Tanks? Very Mars-Uranus. 
• A client of mine has a tight Mars-Uranus conjunction in her 5th house. 
  – 5th house themes include children, sex, creativity, pleasure, games…etc. 
  – she’s had 4 miscarriages so far and I had to have a hard talk with her about her body and its limits 
• Who remembers January 6, 2021? Americans know what I’m talking about.
  – The United States is also Sagittarius Rising making the attack on the Capitol a 6th house event. 6th house themes also include enemies. 
  – extra note: I find it hilarious that the birth chart of the US has a NATAL MARS-URANUS CONJUNCTION in the 7th house making a superior square to Neptune in the 10th house — but that’s another story.

Anyway you get my point. I’ma move on. 

July 14, 2024 update: Nope. I’m not moving on cuz my God, THIS is astrology good right here. Let’s look at Donald Trump’s chart with the planetary transits of his recent attack at a rally.

Holy Fucking Mother of God. There’s a bunch of things here but let’s focus on what this entire blog is about: MARS-URANUS.

For non-astrologers, there are a few things we need to discuss:

• The Mars-Uranus conjunction is happening in his 10th house of Taurus. 10th house is his political career, his reputation, what he’s known for, his praxis (action).
• MC represents pretty much the same things, but take note it is exactly at 24 degrees, exactly where Mars was at the time of the incident.
• So this means that the Mars-Uranus conjunction will manifest in his career.

For others who speak my language:

• Mars-Uranus conjunction (with fixed star Algol) in a superior square to Natal Mars conjunct the Ascendant???? WHAT.
• Host of the conjunction, Venus – having literally just ingressed into 1st house Leo??? WHAT.
• His AC ruler Sun, ruler of his purpose in the 12th house close to 10th Ruler Venus and Saturn for extra oomph? WHAT.

Whether this was staged or completely real doesn’t matter. It’s a Mars-Uranus event. Okay I’m done. Astrology Good, I’ve made my point.

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We all have what we call a “Natal Promise”. Every chart tells a unique story on what the possibilities are for the native. Who may be nepo babies? Who may work in banking? Who may get benefactors and support? Who may be creative, who may get addicted to drugs and will need to go to rehab? Who will get into gambling and go into debt? All these things are “promised” in a chart, and it is the astrologer’s job to delineate properly, with care and accuracy. 

A few examples: 

• Lisa Marie Presley’s chart showed inheritance at the age of 25 — which literally happened on the day of her 25th birthday. 
• Princess Diana’s chart showed the possibility for death in a foreign country. We all know what happened in that tunnel in Paris. 
• Donald Trump’s chart shows King-like status with an appalling amount of backers supporting him because it benefits their own Plutocratic ideals. 
• Steve Wozniak’s chart shows how his potential for wealth will come from “delusional ideas” with the help of a friend. Those delusional ideas happened to be Macintosh Computers and that friend happened to be Steve Jobs.

I’m bringing this up because again, not all Mars-Uranus signatures are going to be bloody. It will really depend on your natal promise. If you have Taurus in your 2nd house (with healthy aspects), who knows? You might have a windfall of money. If it’s in your 7th house, who knows? You might meet the love of your life after falling into a dumpster fire and getting saved by a handsome firefighter. If it’s in your 10th house who knows? You might get fired which sucks at first, only to open your avenues to starting your own business with the fat redundancy paycheck you received. After all, transformation comes from purification. Sometimes we need to go through hell in order to get to where we need to be. Just smarter and with hella more experience. 

As for me, there is more to my natal promise than just getting injured and saving cats. But I have been warned and I will most probably just tone things down and chill for the remainder of the month. After all, that’s what astrology is for. It’s there to tell us the potentials and how we can react better to things that we already know might happen.

All right y’all. Happy Mars-Uranus Conjunction Day! Lol.

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